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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
PROUDLY TERRIBLE SINCE RIGHT NOW
Bad jokes.
Dad energy.
Zero refunds.
The internet has enough serious things. This is not one of them. Press the button. Get the joke. Question your choices.
TODAY'S CRIME AGAINST COMEDY
OFFICIAL GROAN METER
How much damage did that one do?
01
OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS MISSION
Lower the bar.
Then trip over it.
We believe every perfectly normal conversation can be made at least 34% more awkward with the right dad joke. We're doing our part.
Cheesy?
Excellent. That's basically a qualification.
Embarrassing?
Even better. Bonus points if someone leaves the room.
Actually funny?
We'll allow it, but let's not make a habit of it.
STILL HERE?